Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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