is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Randomize
