I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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