I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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