Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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