There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
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