i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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