what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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