I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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