quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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