I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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