Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Randomize
