I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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