Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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