We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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