The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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