we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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