Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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