I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
The feeling are messing with the penis
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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