Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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