I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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