Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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