She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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