I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
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