Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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