S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
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