Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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