i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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