i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
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