There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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