I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
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