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(248): View more from Michigan

Sry I called you an 8

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(573): View more from Missouri

his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"

(314): View more from Missouri

did it work

(573): View more from Missouri

that's not the point...

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(519): View more from Ontario

Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.

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(614): View more from Ohio

Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?

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(239): View more from Florida

allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.

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(312): View more from Illinois

my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.

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(602): View more from Arizona

The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.

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