i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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