Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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