i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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