I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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