We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
