She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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