Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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