You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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