Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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