Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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