So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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