Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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