we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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