she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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