she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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