susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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