i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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