so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
Randomize
