should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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