Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
are you so shy because you have an std?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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