What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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