Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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